50+ Shark Jokes for Kids – Hilariously Jaw-some Fun!

Welcome, fin-tastic parents and teachers, to the ocean of laughter and giggles with these jawsome shark jokes for kids! Get ready to dive into a world filled with silly jokes that are sure to make your little ones giggle and smile. We’ve carefully curated this collection of silly shark jokes specifically to brighten up your day and bring joy to the classroom or home. From puns that will make you chuckle to knock-knock jokes that will have you eagerly answering “Who’s there?”, these jokes are guaranteed to make your kids laugh their gills off. So, buckle up and prepare for a whale of a time as we embark on a laughter-filled journey through the depths of shark-themed humor. Get ready to have a “fin-tastic” time with our 51 shark jokes for kids! As you might know, sharks are creatures that are beloved in our household. They inspired our many shark coloring pages. So naturally as parents we love to tell jokes that make our kids laugh and cringe at the same time! What’s the point of being a parent if we don’t make our kids roll their eyes at us because of silly jokes, right?

1. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
2. What do you call a shark that’s made a mistake? A goofish!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jaws. Jaws who? Jaws want to hear a fishy joke?
4. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfishwich!
5. Why did the baby shark bring a microphone to the party? Because it wanted to sing the “fin-ale” of the Baby Shark Song! 
6. Because it wanted to sing the “fin-ale” of the Baby Shark song!
7. What did the shark say after eating a clownfish? That tasted a little funny!
8. How do you make a shark laugh? Tell it a whale of a joke!
9. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
10. Why don’t sharks like to eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
11. What’s a shark’s favorite sci-fi movie? Fin-Wars!
12. What did the shark say to the seal at the party? “Nice to eat, I mean meet, you!”
13. Why did the shark bring a towel to the beach? Because it wanted to dry off before its feast!
14. What do you call a shark that plays the guitar? A A shredding Shark!
15. How do sharks communicate underwater? Through “shark-o-phones”!
16. What’s a shark’s favorite game to play? Swallow the leader!
17. What’s a sharl’s second favorite game? Swim and seek
18. Why did the shark bring a ladder to the swimming pool? Because it wanted to dive deeper!
19. What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite!
20. What’s a shark’s favorite kind of candy? Jawbreakers, of course!
21. Why did the shark start a band? Because it had plenty of finstruments!
22. Why do all sea creatures love to listen to Shark play it’s music? Because it had fin-tastic sense of rythym! 
23. How do you measure a shark? Very carefully!
24. What is the most popular shark magic trick? Pick a cod, any cod!
25. How do you stop a shark from biting you? Take away its toothbrush!
26. Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they enjoy the thrill of the hunt! 
27. What’s a shark’s favorite meal? A Shark-utterie board of fish!
28. What kind of shark is always gambling? A card shark!
29. What do you call a shark that delivers toys? Santa Jaws, spreading underwater cheer!
30. How did the hammerhead shark do on its test? It nailed it!
31. What’s a shark’s favorite TV show? “Shark Tank”!
32. What do you call a shark that sneezes? A “bless-you” shark!
33. How do you make a shark float? Add two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a great white shark!
34. What did the shark say to the fisherman? “Nothing, sharks can’t talk!”
35. What do you get if you cross a shark and a parrot? A bird that talks your ear off and then eats you!
36. How do sharks text each other underwater? With “fin-tastic” cell phones!
37. What do you call a shark that’s been elected class president? A “sharkticion”!
38. How do you throw a shark party? Just “seas” the day and go for it!
39. What did the shark say to the fish it ate? “Chomp-ionship meal!”
40. What do you call a shark that’s good at playing piano? A “sharkeyboardist”!
41. How do sharks clean their teeth? With a “shark-ular” toothbrush!
42. What do you call a shark that’s good at math? A “number cruncher”!
43. Why did the shark become a detective? Because it had a nose for solving fishy cases!
44. What did the shark say to the dolphin at the party? “Can I have a “fin-tro”?”
45. How do you organize a shark’s bookshelf? In “alpha-bite”ical order!
46. What’s a shark’s favorite vegetable? Kelp!
47. How does a shark send a message? By “seamail”!
48. What’s a shark’s favorite game to play at parties? Swim and Seek!
49. What do you get when you cross a shark with a cow? I have no idea, but I wouldn’t try milking it!
50. What did the shark say to the whale? “Hey friend, long time no sea!”
51. Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

We are sure that many of these got a good laugh and many of these received an eye roll from your kiddos! For more activities and fun with your kids we encourage you to check out our free coloring pages and math worksheets. Not only do we want to help make your kids laugh we want to help make your activities with them fun and memorable!